Lord Wobble Mittens of Dimpled Cheeks aka hobbit baby

Requested by exquisitelyfortunate

Regina Mills in ‘The Jolly Roger’


There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.


im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

"You know, I’ve heard many stories about the great and terrible Evil Queen. But from this angle, the evil moniker seems to be an overstatement.”

The Bandit Family Dimple Brigade: Ruining lives since 2014


Queen of subtlety.


  • Evil Charming in 3x17
i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it
a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)

celebrity alphabet: amanda tapping


i wanna get stoned with you and accidentally make out a lot